MUTTONS!

OH MY GOD! MUTTONS DAMN FUNNY 12:23 11/04/2008 BIRTHDAY MESSAGE TO CRYSTAL. WAH LAO. DAMN FUNNY!

okay ill shall describe it.

mutton: Hello crystal, im mr. X (i forgot the name) from FHM, i got your contacts from your friend. are you interested in being the covergirl for FHM for next month edition?

c: yes, of course.

mutton: do i catch you at a wrong time, are you busy?

c: actually im on my way home

mutton: sorry for that

c: its okay

mutton: so, can i get your measurements? actually, we have some of your photos and particulars from your friend already.

c: 36B, 24, 34 (i think, if i dont rmb wrongly)

mutton: 34? hmm 34.. okay.. if the photoshoot is this sunday, how much weight do you think you can lose?

c: how much you want me to lose? and what is the figure you looking for?

mutton: actually the figure you gave us is okay, but maybe we need you to lose some weight.

c: maybe 2-3 kg

mutton: hmm, okay. by the way are you okay with wearing suits?

c: yea sure

mutton: yea, full suits, like gloves and all.

c: oh okay

mutton: and by the way do you know what does FHM stands for?

c: haha, sure! i love FHM!

mutton: you read FHM before?

c: yea of course

mutton: you know what it stands for?

mutton: FURRY HAIRY MONKEY.

*LAUGHTER LAUGHTER*

mutton: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRYSTAL, you are on radio!

oh, if i were the girl. i will be like, oh crap shit damnit so malu! HAHAHAHA..